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Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Monday, 28 November 2011
Every bride comes with a gun
This is what happens when men are in charge of society
Friday, 25 November 2011
Get your Facebook published!
How to turn all your gems of wisdom into a real book
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A really touching 90 seconds
This really reminded me of being a child: see if it moves you, too
Wednesday, 23 November 2011
3 Movies Came True Last Week
Real life is catching up fast with the strangest screenplays
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
Six funniest pepper-spray pix
Officer who sprayed protestors is becoming internet meme
Monday, 21 November 2011
News from the Macau ferry
Your unesteemed narrator writes from a boat in the South China Sea
Friday, 18 November 2011
All-girl jerk squad nabs 10 guys
Crackdown on sleazy guys works like a dream
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
Scientists find real magic rock!
Icon from children’s literature actually works
Monday, 14 November 2011
Boring column, DO NOT READ
Researchers discover that you can be bored to death
Friday, 11 November 2011
If life was run by Windows
A glimpse into the near future
Thursday, 10 November 2011
China’s old folk sing Lady Gaga
Plus funny phone tales and the ultimate Chinese army weapon
Wednesday, 09 November 2011
8 tales of calls for help
Members of the general public never fail to amuse
Monday, 07 November 2011
Well done, Mr Singh, 100
If he can do it, there’s no excuse for the rest of us
Friday, 04 November 2011
Rupert scared my children!
Beware, this is happening in a billion homes
Wednesday, 02 November 2011
The legend of the iPod
It’s the 10th anniversary of the tiny box that took over my life
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