THE BIG ONE just hit Washington DC. Here we show you exclusive pics of the aftermath. First, you see above an image of an ice cream cone which has tragically fallen to the floor.
Below are six more shocking images.
2. Road cone tumbles over.
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3. Celeb drops dog
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4. Skateboarder lands on face
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6. Lawn chair hits the floor
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7. Man spills coffee
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I am starting a major fund to pay for rebuilding after the disaster. There will be a LOT of psychological damage, especially to the dog above and the kid who dropped the ice cream cone. Please give generously. Mail all your money and credit cards to me, marking the envelope with the reference “Mwa ha ha ha ha ha.” Thank you.
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ON UNRELATED MATTERS……
This site is a bit quiet just now, since I am off doing some deal making, but will come back to life in September. Watch this space!











the other 3 lawn chairs just looking at their fallen buddy thinking "He was so young....oh,why"
Posted by: ROFL | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 11:28 AM
this is funny made me laugh
Posted by: Kid Blixer | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 11:44 AM
This is a disaster of major magnitude
I believe that New Yorkers have been pretty shaken, so sure they were, to be earthquake free.
There was a 4.9 Earthquake here saturday, but I was in my car , so I did not feel anything
You can still send me money...
Did you notice that earthquakes are more numerous these days?
It s a ping pong competition between the US ( calles the West) and China ( The Middle Empire)
So far HAARP us and HAARP CN are at one to one
With amore powerful hit to Cn ( Sichuan )
Posted by: grandpa | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 12:18 PM
...Uncle, i wouldn't be able to send you money but since i'm a shrink, i'll volunteer my services to the poor dog and the ice cream, even with the girl missing a gulp of beer... because we can't do much with the spilled coffe and the fallen lawn chair... tsk tsk, such tragic. just tell me when are you bringing me to new york, i'll be sitting at the edge of my couch anticipating...
Posted by: rafanjr | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 02:33 PM
G:
with AMORE is it?
:-)
How are the applications coming in? millions is it?
Posted by: Bianca Schlimm | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 03:38 PM
LL:
so how are you going to appear in video?
do you have sleepless nights over this issue?
and are we all going to be facebookfriends???
Posted by: Bianca Schlimm | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 05:01 PM
i felt an earthquake months ago. I was sitting on a bed and when i felt the tremor i ws about to tell off one of my relatives for jumping on the bed. lol
Posted by: H | Thursday, 25 August 2011 at 06:47 PM
Ohhhhhh :( TERRIBLE .... You should have warned that the post has disturbing images and young ones and the feeble hearted should avoid looking into the above pics...
It seems like the bird has more sympathy towards the ice-cream cone than the big lot of homo sapiens around... what a world it is ??? :( :(
Don't worry... I am actually waiting for a big sum of money (USD 32.5 millions) that will be transferred into my account as soon as I contact one nice gentleman Mr. Harrison, financial adviser to president of the federal republic of south africa... He promised that he will release the funds within 48 banking hours after getting my mail...
once I get that money, I will donate generously to the earthquake relief fund that shook Washington DC that ended in a massive loss...
Posted by: Ram | Friday, 26 August 2011 at 02:16 PM
Listen to this Berlin guy (famous lah) singing in Chinese!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKyf7ilo_Xk
Posted by: Bianca Schlimm | Friday, 26 August 2011 at 06:11 PM
This site is a bit quiet just now...but will come back to life in September.
Zombie-site...ahhhhhhhhh, run!
;-)
Posted by: Paul | Saturday, 27 August 2011 at 08:12 PM