Correspondent Dan Kubiske from the US sent this illuminating photo in. "What the cameras missed," he said. Ah, George, you'll be missed by anyone who likes a good laugh.
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Hve you ever written a pokemon book before because I like pokemon.
Posted by: Dinesh 6K | Thursday, 19 March 2009 at 09:53 PM
Dear Dinesh, thanks for your posting. You know, I'm not allowed to write stories about Pokemon, because those characters belong to a group of creative people in Tokyo.
But you are allowed to -- fans are allowed to make up stories under a rule called the 'fan fiction' principle. So why not write one yourself? I'm sure you'll do a great job. best wishes
Posted by: Nury | Friday, 20 March 2009 at 09:24 AM