The condiment that took over planet Earth
By Nury Vittachi
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We had a family of Americans to dinner. Conversation flowed like wine. Then one of the kids asked for ketchup, and I said we didn't have any.
Silence descended.
Their eyes opened perceptibly wider. "You don’t have ketchup?" the mother gasped in disbelief.
"We don't have ketchup," I repeated. "Sorry."
They were as shocked as if I had said: "We always have human sacrifices between cheese and dessert." (In fact, we are cutting right back on human sacrifices because of the economic downturn.)
After a moment, the mother laughed it off. "We always have ketchup. It's an American thing," she said.
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Let me tell you a true story I didn't tell them. More than four centuries ago, a Chinese immigrant living in Penang, Malaysia, made a pungent, salty fish sauce to serve with rice. Diners in the local cafes got hooked on it. The woman, let's call her Mrs Kuo, was from Xiamen in China, and named the stuff ke-tsup ("fish juice" in Hokkien).
In the 1600s, sailors arrived in Penang from a distant, tragic island where the people had nothing to eat at all, subsisting on a strange, tasteless substance called "British food".
The starving men went wild over Asia's incredibly tasty meals and adored Mrs Kuo's ke-tsup, probably because she never told them it was made from old fish.
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The main activity of Western civilization in the 1700s was trying to recreate this sauce, triggering the industrial revolution. They tried everything from grapes to blueberries, but the ones that sold best contained mushrooms and anchovies.
They pronounced it "ketchup" but intellectuals feared the word looked too Asian. British food writers changed it to "catchup" and Americans "catsup". But the public girded its collective loins and stuck with "ketchup".
After another 100 years of experimentation, American housewives added tomatoes and a man called Henry Heinz started mass-producing it. It became the most popular foodstuff in the United States, and Mr Heinz became rich.
It went right to the top. The US Congress debated it and the Food and Drug Administration issued laws specifying exactly how gloppy it should be (the Gloppiness Quotient). In 1981, the US Department of Food and Agriculture recommended ketchup be classified as a vegetable when served as part of school meals. To me, this only served to make it clear that members of the department should be classified as vegetables.
By 2004, the Heinz family was so rich that one member, John Kerry, stood as Democratic candidate for President. The Republicans, worried that the association between Kerry and the nation's main foodstuff would give him an advantage, issued their own ketchup, called W's.
Today, Heinz ketchup has come home, and is available in supermarkets throughout Asia.
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But you know what? Mrs Kuo's descendants had not been idle.
While Westerners had turned her condiment into a sweet red paste, the original ke-tsup had grown into a range of more than 50 different Asian condiments.
Many of them have marvelously complex flavours, with salt fish, fresh-chopped chilli, abalone, X.O brandy, tomatoes, finely-diced Westerners and a dozen other ingredients. Some make your eyes water. Some blow the top of your head off. Some burn holes in your enamelware.
So when I said, "We don't have ketchup", I actually meant something quite different. We DO have ketchup.
But not as Westerners know it.












Dear Nury
What is wrong with assuming that ketchup is the transliteration of Ke Tsap, which means tomato sauce in Cantonese ? and made its way into American English towards the end of the 19th through the mainly Cantonese speaking Chinese diaspora ? or one of its members like Mrs Kwok ? who was a victim of industrial spying by Mr. Heinz ?
PL
Posted by: Patrick Lenormand | Wednesday, 12 November 2008 at 02:47 PM
In the gourmet capital of the Caribbean ( it's the small Caribbean island where I am lucky to live), this restaurant is one of the best of all, ( the ordinary restaurants are already top class) and the owner is very proud of her Chef.
An american family ordered the chef's specialty;they asked for ketchup;
she threw them out, and told the story to the newpapers;
No american dear ask for ketchup in the gourmet restaurants any longer.
Posted by: fardel | Wednesday, 12 November 2008 at 04:29 PM
Nice story, fardel -- your gourmet chef has good taste!
As for your suggestion, Patrick, that ketchup comes from Cantonese ke-tsup, meaning tomato sauce -- it's a logical theory, and one which I did research.
But the evidence suggests that ketchup had no tomatoes at all in it for the first one or two hundred years of its existence (either in the east or the west).
Furthermore, tomato ketchup is very much a Western product of the past century or so, while the original sauce and the word "ketchup" is an eastern coinage and is much older.
"ke" can be used for tomato in Cantonese, but "ke" is one of the words for fish in Hokkien, and the earliest records of the word show it being used in Hokkien immigrant communities in what is now Malaysia.
If you look in Western magazines from the 1800s, they sometimes have advertisements for ketchup, and it is usually mushroom sauce. So in this case, we give the credit to the Hokkien speakers, not the Cantonese...
Posted by: Nury | Wednesday, 12 November 2008 at 05:33 PM
Along with millions of Filipinos, I grew up on banana catsup. Tomato catsup was too expensive, and those foolhardy enough to splurge on tomato catsup soon discovered it didn't have the right taste.
Posted by: Vince A | Wednesday, 12 November 2008 at 05:57 PM
Banana catsup?!?! ouch. tell me this is a joke please. if not what does it taste like. Are tomatoes more expensive than bananas in the Philippines ?
Posted by: curious | Wednesday, 12 November 2008 at 10:21 PM
Dear Nury
How can we add pictures to our comments;I sure that we could send you pictures of mouth watering dishes without ketchup.
Posted by: fardel | Thursday, 13 November 2008 at 01:02 AM
I just realized that the dinner on your pictures was cardboard.
Was it an introduction to English cuisine?
Posted by: fardel | Thursday, 13 November 2008 at 02:37 AM
I'm from Malaysia and I didn't even know this story! I always thought the similarities in the word "ketchup" and the Cantonese "ke-tsup" was just pure coincidence (and it probably is, judging from the story).
Posted by: Yoke | Thursday, 13 November 2008 at 12:05 PM
Hahaha, I remember my friend saying it's "catsup" when it's made of banana & "ketchup" when it's made of tomato. Asia is rich in spices. Understatement! Won't be surprised if all of the wild condiments we have trace their history from this continent.
And yeah, my friend from Costa Rica once told me they didn't have gravy in their KFC's. Ouuf : /
Posted by: crissie chavez | Sunday, 18 October 2009 at 04:21 AM